Funny Chinese Fortune Cookie Jokes

Sexy and inventive fortune cookies are being served up for Chinese New Year. You have rice in your teeth.

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Funny chinese fortune cookie jokes

. According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin. Nov 22 2015 - Fortune cookie guru. Wise person get odder.

The real joke is that this is what my fortune cookie said. He took the cookie to his buddy to get him to try it. Cookies cant help you Foolish man listen to heart.

Dont let statistics do a number on you. _You are fond of Chinese cuisine. May you someday be carbon neutral.

I am worth a fortune. Cookie biscuit flour sugar china donut cake dessert chocolate candy cupcake dumpling vanilla los angeles oreo prophecy flan brownie pudding yummy sandwich pastry piece of cake biscotin sugar cookie cheesecake gingerbread mousse gateau pumpkin pie chiffon cake chocolate cake pound cake cotton candy upside down cake cake tin sponge cake taste good luck cathay lottery california cookies buys tsujiura seller fortune. Wise man listen to cookie Congratulations.

Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. The friend took one bite of it and spit it out. You love Chinese food.

Oct 11 2018 - Explore Beth Steiers board Funny Fortune Cookies followed by 209 people on Pinterest. Wise person never try to get even. Aside from funny fortune cookies there are also regular fortune cookie sayings out there.

_We are going to hand over the cookie of fortune to you. My fortune cookie was spot on. She took the napkin it was on folded it over to gather all the crumbs counted out 8 crumbs handed them over and said no but you can have 8 bits What do you call a sheep with no legs.

At the Jue Lan Club restaurant the red fortune cookies are G. _This particular cookie consists of 117 cal. No snowflake feels responsible in an avalanche.

_There is no snowflake which feels responsible at the time of an avalanche. Funny SayingsFortune Cookies Group 1. You will receive a fortune cookie.

Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Some days you are pigeon some days you are statue. You are not illiterate.

The friend yelled this cookie tastes like shit The man calmly says then flip it over. Funny fortune cookies may seem like an unimportant aspect of your meal at a Chinese restaurant. If you are at a restaurant and open a fortune cookie and find something so ridiculous or hilarious please send it our way.

Keep your chin up. _Make it a point to ask your mother rather than a cookie. A man involved a cookie that tasted like pussy.

See more ideas about funny fortune cookies fortune cookie fortune. The rubber bands are heading in the right direction. Only listen to the fortune cookie.

Time heals all wounds. It said You will soon let go of a small piece of paper. I was planning to write a load of fortunes in these home-made fortune cookies as a joke for someone who was holding a Chinese themed dinner party.

Youre not illiterate Funny Fortune Cookies. I call that unfortunate. The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Disregard all other fortune telling units. Your reality check about to bounce. I mean after all the Chinese dont do fortune cookies they are an American invention.

My fortune cookie was spot on. My brother recently got one that simply said You are not Superman Haha Superclassic funny fortune cookies. All your dreams will come true said my fortune cookie And the next day I realized I went to work naked and couldnt run when I got chased by that monster.

Disregard this cookie Jokes on you. It said You will soon let go of a small piece of paper. Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.

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